I'll keep this one short as the title says it all.

While at work today, I dropped something under my desk (the bane of one who is pregnant!) As I struggled to retrieve it, fighting my enormous belly all the way, a teenaged twit walks behind my desk and chuckles.

Excuse me?

If I had heat vision, she would have been toast. May she drop a thousand and one things on the floor when HER time comes.

The end.